Icp the dating game music video

Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her f**k you!Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready!

Voice of host: lets meet contestant number one he's a skitzophranic serial killer clown who says women love his s*** smile lets see if his charm will work on sharon sharon, what's your question?

But I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck You!

I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits!

After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.

Then type your knowledge, add image or You Tube video till "Good-o-meter" shows "Cool" or "Awesome! Violent J: Hmm well lets see I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux ha!

Sharon: contestant number 1, I belive first impressions last forever so let say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family how would you make that first impression really stick?

After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!

After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry f**k her till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?

Shaggy: First thing, I could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo fuck you!

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here I'd go through your phone book and whack em all, I'd find contestant number one I'd break his fuckin jaw (what! ) anyone that looked at you would have to pay, I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties Stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can. We go to tha beach and walk though the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin as you spit it all out, I rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!

(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo f**k you!

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